Where is Rahul Gandhi?

After his party was thrashed in the LS elections,  RaGa was seen standing next to his mother, grinning cluelessly  while addressing the press.

Since then he has been missing from action and the congis are rudderless. Amit shah asked them to find where RaGa is before they tried to find holes in the land ordinance. Amit Shah is also useless because he cannot find RaGa. I think I might have some leads to help everyone. 

Chilling with Nemo in the depths of the ocean (Finding Rahul)

Trying to destroy the one ring with Frodo in Mordor (Lord of the Grins).

Taking physics tuition in an undisclosed location to find escape velocity of Jupiter (Jupter Escaping).

Sighting Padmini "olinjufying begind" one "thoon" (Thiruttumuzhi Mohanasundaram)

Bonding with horses and trying to go full retard in a secret farm (Simple Jackass)

Now go find him... Or wait. Maybe I am wrong, we should ask Rajdeep Sardesai who knows the mood of the nation and is a better spinner than Shane Warne. Anyway, I wish RaGa is hale and healthy and comes back to take over congis and drive them into the sunset.